Perfectly Lovely Couple

Lyrics

[EDDIE] He with his radiant smile— [MRS. McILHENNY] She with her elegant style— [EDDIE & MRS. McILHENNY] They make a perfectly lovely couple [MRS. McILHENNY] Don't they? [EDDIE] They do! [JENNIFER] He with his vigor and pep— [FIORIA] She with her delicate step— [JENNIFER & FIORIA] They make a perfectly lovely couple [JENNIFER] Don't they? [FIORIA] They do [EDDIE & JENNIFER] Hey there, you two, when's the wedding? [FIORIA] Sooner than you think! [EDDIE, JENNIFER & MRS. McILHENNY] He's all right, but she's beginning to sink [EDDIE] Where's my drink? [JENNIFER & FIORIA] He's such a pleasure to watch [EDDIE & MR. McILHENNY] She's had a bottle of Scotch [ALL] They'd make a perfectly lovely couple No matter where They make a practically perfect pair! [MR. McILHENNY] Me with my classical nose— [MRS. McILHENNY] Me with your feet on my toes— [MR. & MRS. McILHENNY] We make a perfectly lovely couple Don't we? We do! [EDDIE] Me with the prettiest date— [JENNIFER] Me with the mother you hate— [EDDIE & JENNIFER] We make a perfectly lovely couple Don't we? We do! [MR. & MRS. McILHENNY] Hey there, you two, how's the weather? [LEONA] Very much okay [McILHENNYS, YEAGERS] You two ought to get together To stay! [DI ROSSI] And stay and stay and stay! [EDDIE & MR. McILHENNY] She, with her innocent air— [JENNIFER & MRS. McILHENNY] He, with his beautiful hair— [ALL] They make a perfectly lovely couple No matter where They make a practically perfect pair! [LEONA] Hey there, have you seen my garnets? Aren't garnets nice? If you're good, I'll let you look at them twice! [GIOVANNA] Very ice! [MEN] Me with my woozy appeal— [WOMEN] Me with the feeling I feel— [ALL] We make a perfectly drunken couple But I don't care! We make a practically perfect Perfectly stunning Stunningly charming [LEONA] Charmingly garnets— [ALL] Perfectly lovely pair!