No Understand

Lyrics

[EDDIE] This is the— [GIOVANNA] Whiskey [EDDIE] Whiskey. This is the— [GIOVANNA] Ices [EDDIE] Ices. These are the— [GIOVANNA] Windows [EDDIE] Glasses Windows [GIOVANNA] Windows Glasses [FIORIA] Pouring the whiskey— [GIOVANNA] Pouring [FIORIA] Drop in the ices— [GIOVANNA] Drop in [FIORIA] Lifting the glasses— [GIOVANNA] Lifting [FIORIA] Here's to discretion [GIOVANNA] Non capisco No understand I no understand I no understand you crazy language Non capisco No understand I no understand you, my dear! [FIORIA] This is the— [GIOVANNA] Fingers [FIORIA] Fingers. This is the— [GIOVANNA] Soldier [FIORIA] Shoulder. This is the— [GIOVANNA] Ah, ha [FIORIA] Body [GIOVANNA] Bello [FIORIA] Molto [EDDIE] Married [FIORIA] This is to stand up— [GIOVANNA] Stand up [FIORIA] This is to turn 'round— [GIOVANNA] Turn 'round [FIORIA] This is to go off— [GIOVANNA] Go off [FIORIA] This is goodbye now— [GIOVANNA] Non capisco No understand I no understand I no understand you crazy language Non capisco [FIORIA] You understand? [EDDIE] Oh, I understand all too well [EDDIE & FIORIA] Some phrases don't translate Others are universal Some you communicate After a brief rehearsal [FIORIA] "Good afternoon." [EDDIE] "How do you do?" [FIORIA] "You are so kind." [EDDIE] "Where's the hotel?" [FIORIA] "Send up the drinks." [EDDIE] "Bring me the bill." [FIORIA] "Gondola, please." GIOVANNA Capisco! [EDDIE] You take the— [GIOVANNA] Whiskey [EDDIE] Whiskey. Empty the— [GIOVANNA] Ices [EDDIE] Ices. Wash out the— [GIOVANNA] Windows [EDDIE] Glasses Windows [GIOVANNA] Wash out? [EDDIE] Skip it! [FIORIA] Bad Giovanna [GIOVANNA] Bad? [FIORIA] Stay in this evening [GIOVANNA] Stay? [FIORIA] No see Alfredo [GIOVANNA] No? [FIORIA] This is goodbye now GIOVANNA Si, capisco Io capisco I understand now I understand you crazy language Ai, capisco! I understand Si, I understand you, my dear [EDDIE & FIORIA] Some phrases don't translate Others are universal Some you communicate After a brief rehearsal [FIORIA] "Under the trees." [EDDIE] "On the lagoon." [FIORIA] "Down on the beach." [EDDIE] "Up on the roof." [FIORIA] Not in the house [EDDIE] You name the place [FIORIA] Gondola, please [GIOVANNA] Capisco! [EDDIE & FIORIA] I capisco [GIOVANNA] I capisco [EDDIE & FIORIA] You capisco? [GIOVANNA] Me capisco [EDDIE, FIORIA & GIOVANNA] Si, capisco We capisco Capisco!