Lyrics

One night in the sleepy town of Boise, Idaho On a night exactly like this one Some freaky shit was going down at the lab Where a team of evil scientists Had followed the code of the wizard Were genetically creating evasive super-lizards To destroy the realm of Earth They would call these creatures dinosaurs [???] and all of Boise was in grave danger Of becoming a helping in its next meal [???] St Awesome, ahead of these petals blowing in the wind The villagers had prayed And just in nick of time, St Awesome has appeared St Awesome took a deep breath as he prepared for the biggest battle of his life St Awesome zoomed around the world Like Santa on his midnight super-sleigh Destroying every dinosaur that was on the naughty list St Awesome had done it again He had saved the world But wait, what was that noise? It was the evil wizard, con una venganza! Which means "back with a vengeance" in English The wizard shot at St Awesome with the power of a thousand angry Koreans St Awesome was down for the count The wizard stood over him like a shadow But just in the nick of time The wizard had to take the biggest shit of his life Diarrhea exploded all over Boise There was shit everywhere St Awesome took this opportunity to strike And throw a grenade in his asshole The Earth stood still This was the end of the evil wizard (Damn you, St Awesome! Damn you!) Yet again, peace was restored to Earth And all was good in the universe yet again What happened to St Awesome now? Well my friends, only the third album will tell