Super Powers

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I got bitten by a radioactive bug I tried an experimental drug I went out for a stroll on a gamma-testing range I found an enchanted Uru cane I made a serum that made me small I modified the serum so it would make me tall I got radioactive isotope in my eye A dying alien helped me accessorize I gained the proportionate strength of a spider Now I'm invincible, now I can fly I lost my sight and my other senses were heightened I'm gonna put on my pajamas and go fight crime [Chorus] Now I'm a super hero I'm a super hero now Now I'm a super hero I got my super powers [Verse 2] My best friend and my girlfriend (and her brother) went into space Who'd of thought we'd get bombarded by cosmic rays It turns out I'm the last of a powerful alien race My mother formed me from a lump of magic clay I'm given super powers by a yellow sun I studied under the Ancient One I got an adamantium skeleton Some grizzled old wizard taught me a magic acronym Now I got the wisdom of Solomon And the strength of Hercules I haven't memorized what A.Z.A.M. was But I still fight evil in my red pajamas [Chorus] [Bridge] I gotta get me a helicopter and you can get a jet plane We'll take out their surveillance tower We can make up code names [Verse 3] And when you get home at the end of your day I'll pack your parachute and put away your utility belt and gas grenades You were never meant to see I showed you my secret identity-- I suppose I could always hypnotize you If I wanted to But I propose another thing: You can wear my decoder ring We'll have matching hovercraft, we'll go undercover After all we might just fall like stars from the sky You know too but I know you, you won't be happy 'til you try Superhero team-up: Cowboy secret space detective true love Super villain two-in-one: The bad guys have taken over Washington Don't be scared cause I'm prepared There's an emergency but I'm ready [Outro] Cause fortunately I'm a super hero too I got super powers Just like you Now I'm a super hero Now I'm a super hero Now I'm a super hero I got my