Evil I

Lyrics

[EVIL OVERLORD] I'm the man with the evil master plan I've got it all laid out on an evil diagram Gaze into my evil eye I'm the bad guy I'm a sinister, insidious, and sneaky spy I'm grumpy in the morning and I often lie No cowboy private eye Is going to foil my evil schemes or spoil my evil dreams You know that I'm the evil overlord If evil had a game show then you know I'd win a special award I'm universally abhorred I'm the bad guy I'm the bad guy [EVIL HENCHMAN & EVIL OVERLORD] He's an evil chap, that's an evil booby-trap I'm the man with the evil master plan He's got his pushpins all pushed in on an evil Mercator map I've got it all laid out on an evil diagram If you gaze into his evil eye pretty soon you'll see the light Gaze into my evil eye You'll reel and spin and feel a chill and I'm the bad guy Then you'll realize he's the villain I'm a sinister, insidious, and sneaky spy He's an evil guy, a sneaky superspy I'm grumpy in the morning and I often lie He wakes up really cranky and almost always lies No cowboy private eye No cowboy secret space detective super private eye Is going to foil my evil schemes or spoil my evil dreams Could ever thwart his evil sport You know that I'm the evil overlord He's the evil mastermind If evil had a game show then you know I'd win a special award He'd win the Showcase Showdown on the Evil Price is Right He's the guy you like to dislike I'm universally abhorred He's just not very nice I'm the bad guy He's so not very nice I'm the bad guy He's just not very nice I'm the bad guy [EVIL OVERLORD] I'm evil!