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I met a man the other day He told me: "I'm Rush Limbaugh's biggest fan I think the Russians need a nuclear tan Thank God I'm a man That's all I've got to say." But then he up and said some more He told me: "I hunt for animals because it's fun They won't let me shoot them with my elephant gun Hooray for Buchanan I want to kill all the gays." This is America, we might not all agree This is America, the land of buy-one-get-one-free Hey mister, curb your dogma Shouldn't that thing be on a leash? Curb your dogma Ain't it against the law to let that thing run free? This girl stormed in the other day She told me: "Big government's not so bad I need Big Brother 'cause I don't have a dad Conservatism's a fad It's gonna go away." But when I pressed her for some more She told me: "I hate religious people, they're no fun I'd shoot 'em all if I believed in guns I need an abortion I think I might be gay." This is America, we all must do our part This is America, be still my bleeding heart Yeah, that's when I told her, curb your dogma Shouldn't that thing be on a leash? Curb your dogma Ain't it against the law to let that thing run free? Run free Run out and buy yourself a new K Car (run free) Join in the rat race, get your share (run free) See what it's like inside of a gay bar (run free) Maybe you'll find some answers in there Look around at the world There are millions and millions of people and they're all alone Feelings get hurt Everybody's so mean and extreme, there's no in between I saw my friend the other day He told me: "I'm real concerned about the cola war Working on my screenplay about the dinosaurs You got Nintendo 64 Can I come over and play?" And then he yawned and said some more He told me: "My boss is just no fun I had to shoot him with my pricing gun You don't like Logan's Run? You are so gay." This is America, we're watching TV news This is America, we don't really have any views Because everything's so complicated Everything's so complicated Everything's so complicated (everything's so complicated) Everything's so complicated (everything's so complicated) Everything's so complicated (everything's so complicated) Everything's so complicated (everything's so complicated) Everything's so complicated (everything's so complicated) Everything's so complicated (everything's so complicated)