Dog To The Bar

Lyrics

I bring my dog to the bar I prop him up on a stool I parry all of the jealous drunks who ask "Is he with you?" We hang until the last call He drags me into a car I bring my dog to the bar I push my dog in a cart To keeps his paws off the tar You know it's double wide, he reclines in satin and velour We never go very fast He puts his feet on the dash I push my dog in a cart And the media I consume Feeds the courage I exude And it takes a lot of courage when you live the way I do No need to thank me, I'm aware of all the good work that I do I bring my dog to the pool How I could I deny the joy of diving in the blue? And when his head reappears I crack him open a beer I bring my dog to the pool I bring my dog to the Starbucks We need a minute to warm up And usually after the Walmart he could use a pick-me-up He's got the app on his phone I have a bite of his scone I bring my dog to the Starbucks And the content I create Girds the viewpoint I maintain In the hope that once I capture it, it moves toward mundane No need to thank me, I'm aware of all the good work that I do And it's thanks enough to know my dog and me are so attuned Oh, what a perfect world this world would be if only folks like you Would bring your dog to the bar