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[Intro] (Ee-da de-e) (Ee-da de-e) (Ee da de) (Ee-da de-e) (Ee-da de-e) (Ee da) (Hello, hello, hello) [Verse 1] I'm so sick, I'm in a discontented way Once I made my first million, the feeling hasn't been the same But I get back up on that horse; you miss the shots that you don't take And you'd better do it yourself, can't find good people these days Every morning I pray to the portrait of the man "What, me, worry?" he asks, like I'm supposed to answer that "Why would you bother to fish when you can own the whole sea?" Unfortunately that option is no longer available to me [Pre-Chorus 1] So, at the symposium, I straighten up my tie I put my head up high Deep breath, then through the atrium like "Hello, hello, hello", I hold my peace Trying not to rupture at the seams [Chorus 1] As I meet all my favorite brands, brands, brands, brands I'm meeting all my favorite brands, brands, brands, brands Look in their eyes and shake their hands, hands, hands, hands You're so much bigger in person! Let me get a selfie for my friends Of me, and all my favorite brands [Verse 2] I met a special brand and took him to my home But I could not impress him with the assets that I hold "Fortune 500?" he laughed, "call me at Fortune 10" Turned tail out my apartment, never saw hide nor hair again But he's a busy brand, there ain't a grudge that I can hold And the backlash from the media is way too overblown He needs a product to retire and an intern to have fired (I need a product to retire and an intern to have fired) Stay strong, boys, keep your heads low, we can get 'em in Q4 [Pre-Chorus 2] So, at the symposium, I straighten up my tie I put my head up high Deep breath, then through the atrium like "Hello, hello, hello", hah! I'm gonna need a whole new demo, demo, demo [Chorus 2] So I can meet some different brands, brands, brands, brands I'm meeting all my favorite brands, brands, brands, brands Look in their eyes and touch their hands, hands, hands, hands You're so much bigger in person! Let me get a selfie for my friends Because they never believe me, they don't believe a word I say That's why I'm pledging allegiance to the flag of Frito-Lay My friends, they never believe me, they don't believe a word I say So now I'm pledging allegiance to the flag of Frito-Lay Yup! Come on! [Outro] Frito-Lay, Frito-Lay, Frito-Lay Frito-Lay, Frito-Lay, Frito-Lay