Lyrics

[Verse 1] And there, the two daddies Built a playground in the backyard for their two sons And afterwards, they fed them a balanced meal of homecooked pork and beans And then, they refused to not give them any dessert [Chorus] They were evil, evil daddies They did vile things, such horrible things They were evil daddies, corrupting the next generation Instilling them with the temptation Temptation I feel for daddies all across the nation But I never give in to all those whispers from Satan [Verse 2] And so, the two daddies took their sons out to the local ice cream shop, as a reward for making good grades When the cashier asked them to not donate any money to the children's hospital charity, they said "Hell no! We won't let those sick children die! We're gonna donate 5 dollars! Each." That evening, the evil daddies gave their sons permission to watch Disney's Mulan One of the evil daddies joined, making way to discussions of gender equality and cultural representation While the other daddy left, and went to the local PTA meeting [Chorus] They were evil, evil daddies They did vile things, such horrible things They were evil daddies, corrupting the next generation I follow them with much observation But I don't lean in to any of my temptations No I don't, and I'll keep restating that information I feel the urge in my [?], all of my writhing elations When I feel it, I know it's just the forces of Satan [Verse 3] So yeah, the two daddies went for a walk in the park with their two sons They allowed their boys to have whatever candy and drinks they wanted from the vending machines And they promptly threw all of the empty soda cans in the recycle bin [Chorus] They were evil, evil daddies They did vile things, such horrible things They were evil daddies, corrupting the next generation So Mother Nature [?] violations But I don't lean in to any of those temptations But even though I can, we still need legislation See, everyone fights the road to hell and damnation It can't be just me who feels these deep inclinations Like everyone else, I struggle with hesitation But I never gave in to any of those temptations The demons inside your asshole want stimulation And you just wanna squeeze his nipples for the lactation And like trumpets, the cock shoots streamers in celebration Shit, those daddies made me think like this, they need salvation [Outro] Anyway, the two daddies that I've been following, but not for any reason related to my own sexual preferences Tipped their waitress at Steak n' Shake Even though she forgot the pickles A-and I'm not thinking about their pickles in any sort of dirty way, no I'm not They're just evil, evil daddies Evil, evil Two daddies... Evil... Evil... evil... Two daddies... evil...