The Too Much Information Song

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Will you stop? Will you stop? That's too much Way too much Will you stop? Listen to my Oh, please stop Bowels That's too much Too much Way too much Too much Will you stop? I've got some Bladder problems My intestines Please just stop I have to Constantly go Off to the old bathroom And I got three tapeworms and Too much Blockage makes me constipate Way too much The longer that I hold it in Too much Buildup of gas blocks the way Please just stop I've got some infections inside My intestinal tract Will you stop? Along with hernias My insides are never intact That's too much I have to be excused for A quick trip to the restroom Much too much My intestinal disorder Forces out gas of doom Will you stop? The scolex of my tapeworm's Reproducing And they're growing fast Oh, please stop They're eating any food That's left And most food's never passed That's too much My stomach always churns It feels like it is twitching Way too much Say that reminds me of This rash I have that's itching Too much Please just stop Eczema Scratching it now Always a pain Please just stop Scratching's fun to do To do I do, the pus comes through That's too much My acne's fun to pop and Too much I use laxatives each day That's too much Oh man, my back hair razor Too much Also broke yesterday Way too much Look at my ingrown toenail It got infected today Too much Much too much I threw up in your car And it had these chunks of blue and grey Too much That's too much It got really hot and the Vomit dried up and baked Too much Much too much It smelled like a dead skunk Say, that reminds me, I saw one today Too much Oh, too much!!! Its organs were flopped out And I poked it in the liver Too much Much too much The body fluids poured out And some worms that slithered Too much That's too much! The squishing sound was cool When I played catch with its insides Too much Much too much I cooked the skunk that night Roadkill is good when its fried Too much
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