Lyrics

For as long as mankind has lived We've turned our heads for the next guy And we saw a luminous ball above us Beautiful and bright Though it's cheesy, we had to know What the moon could really be That's when we knew what we had to do So we got in a rocket ship And left all our friends behind When we stepped outside, we couldn't believe The things that we did find The place was yellow and the ground was so soft Our logic told us just one thing For the love of cheese, we swear We think we're onto something here We flew to the moon, and what did we see? We might be crazy but we think the moon's made of cheese It's probably Swiss, 'cause there's holes all around And the moon is holey ground There was Gouda cheese on the left side, with some feta cheese on the right Time to put the craters in a grater But with this new knowledge Can we tell the rest of the world? With the rest of the countries, especially Switzerland Imagine what could unfurl So we're gonna have to mark it our own And harvest all the cheese ourselves To the rest of the world: Hey! The moon is nacho cheese (Nacho cheese!) We flew to the moon, and what did we see? We might be crazy but we think the moon's made of cheese It's probably Swiss, 'cause there's holes all around And the moon is holey ground There was Gouda cheese on the left side, with some feta cheese on the right Time to put the craters in a grater We flew to the moon, and what did we see? We might be crazy but we think the moon's made of cheese It's probably Swiss, 'cause there's holes all around And the moon is holey ground There was Gouda cheese on the left side, with some feta cheese on the right Time to put the craters in a grater