Lyrics

They gonna squeeze on your face When they come into your place Although their memory of you's gone You must beware of the cane And you can see all their veins And everything they say makes you yawn You swear they're older than dirt They boss you round like a jerk While they should be six feet underneath And when they're out on the road There's panic and stuff explodes And sometimes they don't even have teeth You see now Old people scare the living pants offa me They smooch and kiss and look deformed and diseased For gifts they buy clothes and they cause wrecks on the road Until they're rid from the world I'm not free They say that back in their day They just used board games to play Can you imagine them as a kid? Their TV's are black and white They snore real loud in the night You wonder why they are not yet all dead You see now Old people scare the living pants offa me They smooch and kiss and look deformed and diseased Their bones pop and they hurt and they eat pills for dessert And they cannot even work the TV Old people scare the living pants offa me They smooch and kiss and look deformed and diseased They got real long nails and some are fat like a whale And yes when I get that old I'll agree Old people scare the living pants offa me They smooch and kiss and look deformed and diseased They come out at full moon and their skin looks like a prune And they smell just like a bucket of pee