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Hey you, myspace user click here now to get A brand new iPod, yes this offer is legit It will come to you in a factory sealed box And you say to yourself "wow this offer really rocks!" But before you get your prize There's some things to recognize Just follow these easy steps and in the mail you'll find A new iPod will be right in there and you can say "it's mine" But first you gotta sign up for Ben Affleck's mailing list And then look onto this website to find classmates that you missed And then register to receive swimsuit catalogues and pay No, not all these things are free but the iPod is, okay? Then you gotta take this survey that tells when you're gonna die And we'll give you a new pen pal, to his mail you must reply And then download a free trial of the newest AOL Oh and by the way, to take this offer, you must own a Dell Now that you've clicked here and you see what you must do You've considered closing out the window, saying you are through But do not leave yet, no you can cancel anytime But you gotta write an essay telling why, cause that's a crime You can pick which things to do But leave behind only two Yeah not all of this stuff's free, but worth it when you get Your new iPod and just think that you can thank the Internet But then some things you sign up for require other stuff Like you gotta rate these pictures of John Goodman in the buff And then come to New York City for a great Easter egg hunt And participate in this contest and do a crazy stunt And then buy some Girl Scout cookies from that crazy kid next door Then give us your girlfriend's phone number and your SAT score Then after you have done all this stuff and when you think it ends We will tell you that you have to refer seven of your friends But we offer way more Benefits, don't ignore Free iPod's to die for Just pay our sponsor Now if you sign up for this We assure you, there's no twist Don't you wanna click on every banner ad you see Doing so can make you win new stuff and the item's free But now after your seven friends reply to your refer There is one more thing you gotta pick, whichever you prefer But this time each one costs something, but hey you'll be happy soon Just as long as you complete this offer by this afternoon You can either buy a gift card for yourself on Amazon Or a first class ticket for a plane that's going to Taiwan Or buy lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of shoes Don't these offers look so good that you can just hardly refuse? (Get an iPod, get an iPod) No!