Lyrics

I got home this afternoon And Zeus was in my bathroom And he said that he was sure He was thrown in the future He had committed some crime And was thrown out of his time And now I have a mission Get Zeus back to where he'd been Even his wife had shunned him His crime must have been so grim Found time machine on eBay Push button, sends us away We landed by Olympus I can't believe it exists But one thing got in our way His brother Hades says "Hey" "I knew you'd find a way back That's why I'm here to attack Come to the underworld now You won't get out no way how He took us way down under Where spirits and ghosts plunder I'll be stuck here till I'm dead Staring at Hades' bald head But then we hear a loud crash The ceiling has just been smashed And in flies Hercules on Some horse-bird like Pokemon We escape with no collision Thanks to its laser vision We must get up there in time For Zeus to stop his own crime Hades releases the Titans on us So Zeus has to fight em, oh this is too much It's all up to me now, I've gotta stop Zeus I knock out ol' Hermes and fly with his shoes I go and see all the gods I see Zeus, what are they odds I open up the door hinge Zeus is stealing an orange But as I stopped and grabbed him I drew attention to him The gods thanked me for what I'd done And said that Zeus would be shunned I saw Zeus disappear then The story starts all again While this was one big riot Time travel sucks, don't try it