Hulkulele

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Kyle Thorne] I'm giant, I'm strong and the mutant of the town You know that I'm near when a building tumbles down But smashing and bashing has never been my goal Cause really, deep down I got the music in my soul [Chorus: Kyle Thorne & Jace McLain] I'm the Hulk, and I just wanna play the ukulele, oh But I sulk when the others tell me that I'm crazy, oh Spider-Man says that I can't cause my hands will crush it flat I'm the Hulk and I just wanna play the ukulele [Verse 2: Kyle Thorne] So I got up the nerve and went to the music store And they told me they'd bill me for that broken door I tried playing one and it was going pretty bad And expensive objects don't like me when I'm mad What started as "Hulk strum!" devolved into "Hulk smash!" I offered some lab coats because I had no cash At that point I felt like my music dream was done And for once in my life I felt like the puny one [Chorus: Kyle Thorne & Jace McLain] I'm the Hulk and I just wanna play the ukulele, oh But I sulk when the others tell me that I'm crazy, oh Wolverine says that I can't cause my hands will crush it flat I'm the Hulk and I just wanna play the ukulele [Bridge: Kyle Thorne] I clear the pools when I swim I wreck the stage when I dance Got a lifetime ban from football And I ripped all my leather pants But still, I Marvel at the ukulele looking for a sign And I know I have a song in me that's gonna smash your mind And I'm angry and I scream and then it makes me feel so green [Verse 3: Kyle Thorne, Kyle Thorne & Jace McLain] Then one day I woke up and much to my surprise There was a giant ukulele right before my eyes With chrome plated strings and a can of super glue Along with a Banner that said "To Hulk, Love Bruce" Now I play through the day and I play into the night And I play for the army whenever they stop by So make sure you're watching when my first concert's shown Cause I'm the most smashing ukulele player ever known [Chorus: Kyle Thorne] I'm the Hulk and I just wanna play the ukulele, oh But I sulk when the others tell me that I'm crazy, oh Don't tell me that I can't or my hands will crush you flat I'm the Hulk and I just wanna play the ukulele