Birdfucker

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Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Rock

Birdfucker

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[Verse 1] You spend your days bird watching While petting your sap sucker And pelican debauching And goosing some poor clucker The early bird will get the worm If worm is just a cutesy term You're using to describe your sperm, birdfucker [Verse 2] Now when you buy a chicken You don't want to pluck her No, you'd rather stick your dick in You filthy rubber ducker And in your wettest dream you let An ostrich and an emu peck your neck and double team you, birdfucker You fuck birds There are no words Except birdfucker [Bridge] You'd get fowl with an owl You'd make sweet love to a turtle dove You want to screw and cockatoo You'd plug your hole with an oriole The common loon is your favorite poon You'd love a swan to cum upon You'd bury your meat in a parakeet You'd fuck an eagle if it weren't illegal There is no quail you wouldn't nail There is no stork you wouldn't pork You'd spill your sauce on an albatross Let loose your juice on mother goose Oh yes, you're throbbin' for a robin so good Misbehavin' with a raven and woodpecker peckin' your wood And the swallow swallows your birdseed That's what you need to skeet skeet to the tweet tweet And you're fuckin' a falcon And your cock's in a hawk And you wanna make 'em all go squawk! [Outro] Cause you're a birdfucker You fuck birds

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Writers
  • Neil Cicierega