Avada Kedavra

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[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Draco, at times like this, we Death Eaters say you must "Get Lord Voldemort's behind." [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] No, no, no! [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Sorry, my lord... [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Amateur. It's "Get behind Lord Voldemort." Draco, a bad thing needs to happen, and it's up to you [Draco (Jace McLain):] Uh, that's not what they teach us at Hogwarts [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Then maybe you need a new lesson! Avada Kedavra! What a wonderful curse [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Avada Kedavra! They don't get any worse [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] It means no Harry, better call him a hearse… [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Okay, he's a hearse! [Voldemort (Steve Goodie) & Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Ha! It's our trouble-free, artillery… [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Avada Kedavra! [Draco (Jace McLain):] Avada Kedavra? [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Yeah. It's our favorite hex! [Draco (Jace McLain):] What's a hex? [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Geez, kid, what the 'hex' wrong with you? Ha ha ha! [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Ha ha ha! Good one, my lord. Draco, those two words will solve all your problems [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] That's right. Take Wormtail here… Why, when he was a young Hogwarts (student)... [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] When I was a young Hogwarts (student) [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Very nice [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Heh heh, thank you [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] He found his persona lacked a certain appeal, he was teased and abused, till he squirmed and he squealed... [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] I'm a sensitive soul, and I was so chagrined, that they put me in Gryffindor, and not Slytherin, and oh, the shame! [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] He was ashamed! [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Such a lame nickname! [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Yeah, Wormtail's pretty lame [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] And I wanted to quit... [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] How did ya feel? [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Well, I felt like… [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Hey! Wormy! Not in front of the kids! [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Oh. Sorry [Voldemort (Steve Goodie) & Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Avada Kedavra! So nicely depraved! Avada Kedavra! [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Even though you don't shave (yet) [Draco (Jace McLain):] It means no Harry, he'll go straight to the grave [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Yeah, sing it kid! [Voldemort (Steve Goodie) & Draco (Jace McLain):] It's our recipe... [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] For anarchy... [Voldemort (Steve Goodie), Wormtail (Kyle Thorne), & Draco (Jace McLain):] Avada Kedavra! [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Welcome to the dark side [Draco (Jace McLain):] You're all killers? [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] We kill whoever we want [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Yup! Turn 'em into rump roasts! [Draco (Jace McLain):] That's beautiful! [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] That Order of the Phoenix makes me so mad! [Draco (Jace McLain):] I'm so angry I could kill a house-elf [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Heh… we don't need a house-elf killed… yet [Draco (Jace McLain):] An owl? [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Nuh-uh [Draco (Jace McLain):] Harry Potter?! [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] No, he's mine! Listen, if you're going be a Death Eater, you have to act like a Death Eater. And there's one fella that REALLY needs to… go away [Draco (Jace McLain):] Oooh, who's that? [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] A certain headmaster… who did you think? [Draco (Jace McLain):] Ohhhh…. Wow… [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Oh yeah… I hope you're not chicken [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Unforgivable, yet satisfying! [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] This is a rare opportunity [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Mmm hmmm [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Mmmm… he'll die with a very pleasant crunch [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] You'll learn to love it! [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] I'm tellin' you, kid, this is the great life. No rules, no accountability… Oooh! The little muggle kind. And best of all… we're all pure-blood! [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Ahem… [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] That is, except me. Well, kid? [Draco (Jace McLain):] Oh, well… [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Hey! Don't point that at me! [Draco (Jace McLain):] Avada Kedavra! [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Aaagh! [Draco (Jace McLain):] Unforgivable, yet satisfying [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] That's it! [Draco (Jace McLain) & Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada -- [Draco (Jace McLain):] It means no Wormy, and Dumbledore's in his grave [Draco (Jace McLain), Voldemort (Steve Goodie), & Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Love to hear them scream, in that flash of green... [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Avada Kedavra! [Voldemort (Steve Goodie) & Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! [Draco (Jace McLain):] Avada Kedavra! Ooo ooo ooo… [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Avada Kedavra! Ha ha ha ha! [Draco (Jace McLain):] Ah... ooo ooo… [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] That's right… it's the circle of death… [Draco (Jace McLain):] Avada Kedavra! [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] Be prepared… can you feel the death tonight? [Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):] My hand hurts… [Draco (Jace McLain):] Avada Kedavra! [Voldemort (Steve Goodie):] I just can't wait to be king! King… King Voldemort… that's, that's me… King Voldemort!