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All through my life Since a lad, I've wanted just to write But I'm not yet published They say my stuff's rubbish, now J.K Rowling Wrote a book and got rich overnight I got none completed Makes me feel defeated My artistry's not gettin' me to gettin' closer So artlessly, I'll take a metaphor knight bus and throw her I'm-a-Rowling back in time To write the books before she has a say Set the pod for my space crimes I'm Sirius, not J.K Now I'm loaded And now, Rowling's in a mental ward Where she got committed Oncе I counterfeited Shе's been writing Harry Potter pages on the walls Screams about me nightly I change her spoilers slightly I'm-a-Rowling back in time To write the books before she has a say Set the pod for my space crimes I'm Sirius, not J.K And factually, she's quite correct that I deceived her But naturally, nobody ever will believe her