The Future is a Past

Lyrics
("Time. Time. What is time? Swiss manufacture it. French hoard it. Italians squander it. Americans say it is money. Hindus say it does not exist. You know what I say? I say, time is a crook.") I went out with my umbrella; It looked a little grim The sky was black, the air was cold, the day was gray and dim But as I strolled towards my goal, the sun burst through the clouds I threw down my umbrella and then I cried out loud Oh! The future is a past that hasn't happened yet And everybody knows that what you see is what you get But the movies in your mind is a place you cannot find And if you see ahead, you are missing your behind I drove out to the airport I tried not to be late But I was very nervous as I walked up to the gate I dreamed I saw an albatross that soared across the sky And then I heard our plane had crashed and everyone had died Oh! The future is a past that hasn't happened yet And everybody knows that what you see is what you get But the movies in your mind is a place you cannot find And if you look ahead, you are missing your behind I learned I had a tumor I knew that I would die I made a will, I took a pill, and prayed to God on high But when I walked toward the light, I learned the truth at last I'd been born in my own colon and the world was up my ass Oh! The future is a past that hasn't happened yet And everybody knows that what you see is what you get But the movies in your mind are a place you cannot find And if you look ahead, you are missing your behind I don't want no more of army life Gee, mom, I wanna go back to Ontario Gee, mom, I wanna go home
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- Nomeansno