Big Dick

Lyrics

Like a monkey in the zoo You're half gorilla too When you pound it with your fist And make it real stiff Big dick Gotta cover your mistake Your bloody outtakes So you dip it in the wine And make a holy sign Big dick Big dick! Come quick Big dick! Come quick Well you're running up a tree You're trying not to scream But you're pounding on your chest Like you whipped the best Big dick The rivers of blood You've spilled have turned to mud Now the flies are buzzin' round Don't it make a loud sound Big dick Big dick! Come quick Big dick! Come quick It won't be long Till those bad bits are gone It won't be long Till those bad bits are gone Now we are sitting by the fire But daddy's getting tired 'cause he's drunk the whole crock Now he's got a limp cock Big dick Big dick! Come quick Big dick! Come quick Outro: (Spoken section [sarcastically]): 'Hey, uh, what's an nice girl like you doing in a place like this? I've been staring atcha all night ... You wanna come back to my place for a little, uh, nightcap? Actually I'm a political science major, huh-huh. . .' That's all folks!