Dead Bob

Lyrics

Quiet as a mouse Gentle as a lamb Happy as a clam Dead as a... (Doorknob!) Roses are red Violets are blue I hung myself So fuck you Button up your overcoat When the skies are gray Put a rope around your neck And kick the chair away My father was of the sky My mother was of the earth And I am a stupid cringing Ignorant fucking little goof Bob, dead Bob Dead Bob Dead Everyone is so polite So completely awfully nice I'm going to get a butcher knife And cut you all a juicy slice Mary had a little lamb And the she had some veal She stuck her finger down her throat And she threw up... (Everything!) I will leave a little note Hanging from a knotted rope Please excuse my thoughtlessness (I am sorry for the mess) Bob, dead Bob Dead Bob Dead [Instrumental] I will leave a little note Hanging from a knotted rope Please excuse my thoughtlessness I am sorry for the mess I'm so sorry! I'm not sorry, I'm not sorry! Dead, dead Bob! Dead, dead Bob Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead Dead Bob! Are you happy now?