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[Intro] "Lies can often give you power" "Okay, here we go!" "We care a lot!" "That's a lie!" "We care a lot!" "You're a liar! [Verse 1] I spy with my lizard eye And everything I see is a lie You know when I told you that I would never lie? Well, that was the first time (wrong) Take all the pleasures that you seek May your heart be full and still be bleak Cold and alone, hard as stone Like a fuck when there is no one home Beauty and fame are meaningless, besides The ability to kill with a look in your eye But I defy you to see through me Nothing is all that you will see [Chorus] Cats, sex, and Nazis That's why they call me Mr. Happy Are you a believer? Well, I'm the deceiver But I lied when I said that honesty was dead I really believe all the things I say to you It's just that none of them are true [Bridge] Zombies eat human flesh Which part do you like the best? I like the heart the best Zombies eat human flesh [Verse 2] Alright! (Take the best, leave the rest!) If I haven't done all that I could do to hurt you It's because my love is true Or because my feelings are a lie And we live just to suffer and die I'll put a guarantee on all the beauty that I see The fairest, the best, the first of the blessed All those whose souls are the ugliest Hopelessly lost in their apt bitterness (aw, fuck you) Love me and you shall be free To join my eternal captivity Just don't ask me if I believe all this bull My head is empty but my bowels are full I don't really think this way I did yesterday, but not today [Chorus] Cats, sex, and Nazis That's why they call me Mr. Happy Are you a believer? Well, I'm the deceiver But I lied when I said that honesty was dead I really believe all the things I say to you It's just that none of them are true [Bridge] Zombies eat human flesh Which part do you like the best? I like the heart the best Zombies eat human flesh [Verse 3] I spy with my lizard eye And everything I say is a lie What about you? What will you do When the sound of my voice touches you? When you hear me say this is true And the sound of voice touches you This is true, this is true The sound of my voice touches you This is true, this is true The sound of my voice touches you This is true, this is true This is true, this is true [Chorus] Cats, sex, and Nazis That's why they call me Mr. Happy Why do I keep saying this over and over all the time? (I dunno) Because it rhymes, moron! (Oh) What do you wanna hear now, a love song? Are you in love? Is it politically correct Or are you just another fucking reject? Are you getting all of this? Are you getting all of this? Are you getting all of this? Or is there something you have missed? (Stop it!) [Bridge] Zombies eat human flesh Which part do you like the best? I like the heart the best Zombies eat human flesh Zombies eat human flesh Which part do you like the best? I like the heart the best Zombies eat human flesh [Outro] Do you know why they call me Mr. Happy? (No. No.) Has anyone heard a rumor, seen something on the TV Maybe 60 Minutes, Dan Rather mentioned it I think one time - As to why they call me Mr. Happy? (I must have missed it...) (No) (...but I've come to work and I brrrought my lunch.) You mean no one has a clue? No one knows the reason behind my appellation of Mr. Happy? (No, not around here) (I don't think so, Rob!) Well, I'll tell you ("Okay! Okay! Oka-oka-okay!") It's because I'm so Fucking Smart (Ha ha ha ha!) (Oh, is this on? Is this on? What? What? Is this on? Is this on?)