Main Title Theme (The Ersatz Elevator)

Lyrics

[COUNT OLAF] Look away, look away Look away, look away This show will wreck your evening Your whole life and your day Every single episode Is nothing but dismay So look away Look away, look away The Baudelaires are taken in By people who are rich But Olaf has a plan that's Going off without a hitch It's a race against the clock To rescue their two kidnapped friends You'll need rescuing yourself Before this grim tale ends Just look away, look away There's nothing but horror And inconvenience on the way Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" And they will say, "Look away" Look away, look away Look away, look away Look away, look away Look away, look away