It’s The Count

Lyrics

[VIOLET, spoken] Klaus, what's that thing James Brown said? [COUNT OLAF, spoken] "I feel good" And a one, and a two, and a (doo-du-doo-du-doo) [COUNT OLAF'S TROUPE] It's the count, it's the count, it's the count It's the count, it's the count, it's the count [COUNT OLAF] Who else has such robust good looks in such a large amount? I'm handsome and I'm talented and love your bank account [COUNT OLAF'S TROUPE] It's the count, it's the count, it's the count It's the count, it's the count, it's the count [COUNT OLAF] The "C" is for courageous, just another word for brave [COUNT OLAF & TROUPE] "O!" [COUNT OLAF] Oh my god, what a very handsome knave [COUNT OLAF'S TROUPE] "U!" [COUNT OLAF] Unbelievable good looks and brains and heart [COUNT OLAF'S TROUPE] "N!" [COUNT OLAF] For the knowledge 'cause I'm very, very smart [COUNT OLAF'S TROUPE] "T!" [COUNT OLAF] For the talent which is such a crucial factor When you're handsome and good-looking And the world's greatest actor [COUNT OLAF'S TROUPE] It's the count, it's the count, it's the count It's the count, it's the count, it's the count [COUNT OLAF] Who else has such robust good looks in such a large amount? I'm handsome, and I'm talented and love your bank account *cymbal crash* [ALL] It's the count, it's the count, it's the count It's the count, it's the count It's... the... count! *cymbal crash* [COUNT OLAF] The count...