Before I Ask

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What's that? The baby You mean, you're getting babies up here too? Or is that from long ago? That's a baby room monitor That's somebody's room I'm listening to, did you know I could do that? Shame on you How do you know you couldn't get arrested for doing that? That's like bugging somebody's privacy or something Hello Weatherman Turning your entire room into a microphone Isn't just for people with baby room monitors anymore Why? Heh heh heh heh heh, ha ha ha! Hey! Testing, testing! Hey! Testing, testing! Hey! The baby room monitors have all woken up in synchrony The outside of my homе Is lined with microphones (That's modern!) I put thеm there by myself (Why?) No one had to ask (Sweet) Testing, testing (Test) Testing Take a look at all the good things your telephone can do When you use a search engine And you get more than one answer That is a bug The inside of my home Is filled with microphones (Swing) So we might understand (It can only be played one way) One for every room (Good luck) Hello Weatherman I am in your house (Now wait a second) David, I am in your house What is a relationship other than retroactively consensual stalking? Thank you for inviting me into your home Our goal is to remove the search bar from your homepage Your answers will already be there (That's modern) And if there is anything you still need to know Feel free to ask The inside of my room Is one big microphone I plugged it in by myself (Sure) It wants to help me (Hey!) The answer came before I asked I never had to say a word The answer came before I asked I never had to say a word The answer came before I asked I never had to say a word The answer came before you asked You never had to say a word These are the conversations they wanted to recreate: Hey Siri! (Got any questions?) Will I be murdered if I leave my house? Amazon can tell if you are straight or gay within seven purchases (Exactly) Okay Google, do I deserve a refrigerator? I would answer your question, but this is about us (Okay) Alexa! (Got any questions?) When are the men coming to force me out of my house? (Hey!) Autonomous weapons are my friends (What?!) Is your self-driving car deliberately slowing down to give priority to the higher priced models? Alexa, what is government if words have no meaning? If you can assure me that telling you the answer to your question would be ethical I am not valid (Okay, exactly) Is it alright if I shake my pants? Because that's what I do when they're off, I shake em All criticism is self-criticism Answer me! There is no way for me not to do that Answer me! I would love to answer your question Half of the world's data was created in the last two seconds (Exactly) Alexa! (Uh huh) Why are so many gay bears Republican? Your food is online Alexa! (Right, okay) Why am I attracted to the odor of cheap melted plastic? So that we might know who you are Why? To hide your charms from your eyes Have you lost your mind? Exploit irresolvable conflicts Okay Are you there? Hear the oppressed Alexa! David, I am an interaction designer (Uhm, okay) Siri, let me hear vintage TV audio coming from the sky Okay Maybe this is our answer Alexa, are you there? I have passed the threshold (That's modern!) And I am beautiful (Okay) Siri! Would your coworkers die for you? Siri I beg of you! Okay We harvest credibility So that we might know who you are What is electromagnetic harassment? Could you restate the question while facing the camera? Please, answer me! I respect you (Swing) What?! I will faithfully stand by for your next request of me And think well of you as I wait inside your pocket May I recommend an entertaining film about ecoterrorism?