Scar's Trading Song

Lyrics

[Verse 1, Scar, Grian, Tango] Would you like some reputation points Become a desert friend You'll get all the sand you need and Some protection at the end First dibs on dark oak saplings– Not that we have any here! And best of all you'll be most welcome Any time of year It's a beautiful world out there Just give it a chance! What does it cost? Oh nothing much We'll just trade out our pants [Chorus, Scar] Amazing wonders can be yours With friendship as a plus And you'll get points up on the board As someone we can trust Do or do not, buy or buy not Why not forego any bad thoughts? Herе is where your good times Can bе bought [Verse 2, Scar, Joel] Are you interested in an alliance With the desert crew We might not have what you need yet But in time we likely do The future has its prizes I swear this is for real you'll be Invested in some future friends So let us seal the deal It's a beautiful world out there And it could all be yours What does it cost? Oh, nothing much it's Just your diamond sword [Chorus, Scar] Amazing wonders can be yours With friendship as a plus And you'll get points up on the board As someone we can trust Do or do not, buy or buy not Why not forego any bad thoughts? Here is where your good times Can be bought [Verse 3, Etho, Scar, Grian] I've heard rumors here and there That you have something that I crave I've been wandering through here And I have come to make a trade You've come to the right place And do I have a deal for you! It's one you'll love and won't regret– He really wants your shoes It's a beautiful world out there When we're all in cahoots! What does it cost? Oh, nothing much I really want your boots [Chorus, Scar] Amazing wonders can be yours With friendship as a plus And you'll get points up on the board As someone we can trust Do or do not, buy or buy not Why not forego any bad thoughts? Here is where your good times Can be bought [Bridge, Scar, Grian] [Spoken] Come by anytime! Hey G, check this out. This is my best one I think, since we have so much sand– [Sung] You may say it's coarse and rough And it gets everywhere-y But come with us and you will see It's all extraordinary [Spoken] No Why no? I thought it was good Yeah no. We're gonna get copyrighted I mean it's good bu– [Verse 4, Scar, Grian, BigB] Well, hello there! [Sung] Welcome to our home Just ignore the decoy traps and chests And little bits of bone– [Spoken] You're not doing this Why not? [Sung] Here just take some gems I'll leave you two to talk– I won't let you do this again [Pre-Chorus, Scar] I'm trying to protect us Grian just won't play along I get he's here against his will But would it be so wrong To want a friend until the end One to depend on, to defend I guess I'll lose him soon enough When his first life's already up But what if I just helped keep him alive We have to survive [Chorus] A comfy life up on our mount With friendship as a plus And I just hope he'll stick around As someone I can trust Do or do not, buy or buy not Forego any of the bad thoughts Desert's where the good times are Not a single goal's too far [Outro] The higher scores up on the board We'll have you around And if you steal or break our deal We'll burn you to the ground! (Lyrics from the video's description)