[Verse 1, Scar, Grian, Tango]
Would you like some reputation points
Become a desert friend
You'll get all the sand you need and
Some protection at the end

First dibs on dark oak saplings–

Not that we have any here!

And best of all you'll be most welcome
Any time of year

It's a beautiful world out there
Just give it a chance!

What does it cost?

Oh nothing much
We'll just trade out our pants

[Chorus, Scar]
Amazing wonders can be yours
With friendship as a plus
And you'll get points up on the board
As someone we can trust

Do or do not, buy or buy not
Why not forego any bad thoughts?
Herе is where your good times
Can bе bought

[Verse 2, Scar, Joel]
Are you interested in an alliance
With the desert crew
We might not have what you need yet
But in time we likely do

The future has its prizes
I swear this is for real you'll be
Invested in some future friends
So let us seal the deal

It's a beautiful world out there
And it could all be yours

What does it cost?

Oh, nothing much it's
Just your diamond sword

[Chorus, Scar]
Amazing wonders can be yours
With friendship as a plus
And you'll get points up on the board
As someone we can trust

Do or do not, buy or buy not
Why not forego any bad thoughts?
Here is where your good times
Can be bought

[Verse 3, Etho, Scar, Grian]
I've heard rumors here and there
That you have something that I crave
I've been wandering through here
And I have come to make a trade

You've come to the right place
And do I have a deal for you!
It's one you'll love and won't regret–

He really wants your shoes

It's a beautiful world out there
When we're all in cahoots!

What does it cost?

Oh, nothing much
I really want your boots

[Chorus, Scar]
Amazing wonders can be yours
With friendship as a plus
And you'll get points up on the board
As someone we can trust

Do or do not, buy or buy not
Why not forego any bad thoughts?
Here is where your good times
Can be bought

[Bridge, Scar, Grian]
[Spoken]
Come by anytime! Hey G, check this out. This is my best one I think, since we have so much sand–

[Sung]
You may say it's coarse and rough
And it gets everywhere-y
But come with us and you will see
It's all extraordinary

[Spoken]
No

Why no? I thought it was good

Yeah no. We're gonna get copyrighted

I mean it's good bu–

[Verse 4, Scar, Grian, BigB]
Well, hello there!
[Sung]
Welcome to our home
Just ignore the decoy traps and chests
And little bits of bone–

[Spoken]
You're not doing this

Why not?

[Sung]
Here just take some gems
I'll leave you two to talk–

I won't let you do this again

[Pre-Chorus, Scar]
I'm trying to protect us
Grian just won't play along
I get he's here against his will
But would it be so wrong

To want a friend until the end
One to depend on, to defend
I guess I'll lose him soon enough
When his first life's already up
But what if I just helped keep him alive
We have to survive

[Chorus]
A comfy life up on our mount
With friendship as a plus
And I just hope he'll stick around
As someone I can trust

Do or do not, buy or buy not
Forego any of the bad thoughts
Desert's where the good times are
Not a single goal's too far

[Outro]
The higher scores up on the board
We'll have you around
And if you steal or break our deal
We'll burn you to the ground!

(Lyrics from the video's description)

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