Ode On Estelle

Lyrics

[Crow] Fellas, I've got something to say and there's only one way to do. So, gimmie center stage! [Joel] Be my guest, it's all yours [Crow] As you guys I'm sure remember I think it was maybe last December I fell, pell-mell, for Kim Cattrall. [Servo] Yeah, we remembered, please don't remind us, woo! [Crow] But now, I'm over that We had a little spat I'm older, wiser and I know that my true love is really named Estelle! [Servo] Winwood? [Crow] She's swell! She's cute She's rooty-toot-toot I bet she smells like Juicy Fruit She can really play a witch She was even on Bewitched! And I'm bewildered and bothered! [Joel] But Crow, hold on a second, hold on a second Crow, you are my buddy And maybe I'm a fuddy duddy But step back please, and think about some stuff [Crow] Like what? [Joel] I'm sure that she seems nice But I bet she's more than twice your age And with your love it might not matter [Servo] But can she control her bladder? [Crow] Shut up, shut up, jeez [Joel] Tom, come on. [Servo] Okay, okay, but Joel, there's a whole other set of issues here. If I may, Crow, as a friend? As a trusted adviser? [Crow] Well... [Servo] Okay. Here's a quick list of people much better looking than Estelle: Fred Biletnikoff, Brandon Tartikoff, Sid and Marty Krofft Fred Gwynne and Anthony Quinn and Rin Tin Tin and Pearl Bailey And Moms Mabley and Mayor Daley and Hank and Phoebe Snow Ethel Merman and Pee Wee Herman and Strom Thurmond and Vince Lombardi and George and Jesus Jones. Edith Head and Mister Ed and Nostradamus and Danny Thomas and Leona and Sherman Hemsley! [Crow] Joel, make him stop! [Joel] Tom, you're not helping things at all. Can you go and clip those coupons like you promised? [Servo] Duh, okay. Willy DeVille and Agnes de Mille and Cruella DeVille and Roscoe Tanner and Jan Hammer... [Joel] Crow, listen. Don't worry about him. Why don't you tell us more about how you're feeling? [Crow] Thank you She's a vision I got a new mission. Somehow I got to meet her. So she's older...two, three, four... She's got a great motor, two, three There's nothing that can beat her! [Crow] [Joel] She's cute Crow, She's rooty-toot-toot You have my blessing I bet she smells like Juicy Fruit And I feel like confessing She can really play a witch You're my little pal. She was even on Bewitched! Go on and give it a try And I'm bewildered and bothered! Cause you're bewildered and bothered!