Lyrics

[Chorus] Don't laugh (Don't laugh) The paper said 'Cause soon he'll be dead Don't laugh (Don't laugh) The paper said 'Cause soon he'll be dead [Verse 1] The paper said today "The band will in fact play After cancelling their show (Woah) The doctors had discovered Deep down inside the drummer A somewhat large malignant growth" [Bridge] (Woah) It was testicular cancer (Woah) The paper had all the answers (Woah) They really seemed to have a ball 'Cause cancer's funny after all Cancer's funny after all Cancer's funny after all Cancer's funny after [Chorus] Don't laugh (Don't laugh) The paper said Cuz soon he'll be dead Don't laugh (Don't laugh) The paper said Cuz soon he'll be dead [Verse 2] The paper said today They diagnosed too late The prognosis is mighty slim (Woah Woah) But don't you think it's funny Cause it's his balls and not his tummy? Our prayers are with him [Outro] The paper said today