Lyrics

[Intro] Dear Father Forgive me It's been three minutes since my last erection [Chorus] Make it hard Make it hard Make it hard So hard [Verse 1] Hats off to the Catholic Church (The Catholic Church) Hats off to Mary and Jesus Thanks for the guilt you gave me (The guilt you gave me) My conscience still enslaves me [Refrain] If beatin' off's a mortal sin Then God, what a mess I'm in Hats off to the nun Who beat up my best friend [Verse 2] Hats off to Father Friendly (To Father Friendly) He's got those hands so manly He touched me in a special (Special) So special (Special) So special [Refrain] Father friendly's making plans But God, I hope they don't include his hands Hats off to the nun who beat up my best friend [Chorus] Make it hard Make it hard [Interlude] [Verse 3] Hats off to corporal punishment Hats off to the nun with the man hands Thanks for the scar on my brother's neck Father Tight Grip choked him with sacred hands [Refrain] God made you the judge and jury (Judge and jury) Brothers, sisters, don't you worry Hats off to the nun (Hats off to my best friend) Who beat up my best friend [Chorus] Make it hard Make it hard Make it hard So hard [Outro] (Make it hard) He touched me in a special (So hard) So special, so special (Make it hard) He touched me in a special (So hard) So special, so special