Lyrics

[Verse 1] You and me, we're not the same I am a sinner, you are a saint When we get to the pearly gates You'll get the green light, I'll get the old door in the face Doo-doo-doo, I'm a loser, a disgrace Yeah! [Verse 2] I've found love in the strangest place Tied up and branded, locked in a cage I say I'm gonna stage a great escape Let loose a love all pent up and painfully out of place Doo-doo-doo, I'm a loser, a disgrace You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face [Pre-Chorus] I'm a rapscallion, Allah in the Vatican A wrinkle in the human race, yeah [Chorus] I've got problems Not just the ones that are little Big ol' people problems That's something to consider When you come for dinner at my place [Post-Chorus] Doo-oo ooh-ooh-ooh (Yeah!) [Verse 3] I seem to find myself with the craziest of dames They get the ball on me, not to forget the chains (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Some say strange be a stranger's game Some go to baseball, some go debase a face they can't seem to save Doo-doo-doo, I'm a loser, a disgrace You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face [Pre-Chorus] I'm the awful etiquette, a little illegitimate A-mama said a grave mistake [Chorus] I've got problems Not just the ones that are little Big ol' people problems That's something to consider When you come for dinner at my place [Bridge] Woo! Yeah! Hey! Why? It's Fine! Ahahaha [Chorus] I've got problems Not just ones that are little Big ol' people problems That's something to consider When you come for dinner at my Something to consider When you come to dinner at my place