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[Intro: Molly Guldemond & Debra-Jean Creelman] Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh, ye-ah-oh Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh [Verse 1: Ryan Guldemond] I wear women's underwear And then I go to strike a pose in my full-length mirror I cross my legs just like a queer But my libido is strong when a lady is near, yeah What defines a straight man's straight? Is it the boxer in the brief or a twelve-ounce steak? Nah I'll tell you what a woman loves most It's a man you can slap but can also stroke [Chorus: Molly Guldemond & Debra-Jean Creelman] Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked It's verbatim, and it's shakin' No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting elated No more listless invitations [Post-Chorus: Ryan Guldemond] UGH! [Verse 2: Ryan Guldemond] I live by a hospital And every day, I go out walking past its sickly windows I see people dyin' there But my tender age makes it hard to care The incinerator and a big smokestack It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh (Ha) All I need is a heart attack, c'mon Humble my bones with a cardiac (Humble my bones with a cardiac) [Chorus: Molly Guldemond & Debra-Jean Creelman] Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked It's verbatim, and it's shakin' No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting elated No more listless invitations [Bridge: Ryan Guldemond with Molly Guldemond & Debra-Jean Creelman] For the love of fuck, for the sake of Pete Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me? I am the rooster in the morning, I'm the cock of the day I'm the boxer in the briefs, I'm a twelve-ounce steak [Bridge: Ryan Guldemond, Molly Guldemond, & Debra-Jean Creelman] Eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh Yabo, yabo, yabo, yabo, yabo It's verbatim And yeah, and it's naked And yeah, and it's shakin' It shakes, shakes, shakes [Outro: Molly Guldemond & Debra-Jean Creelman] Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh, ye-ah-oh Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh, ye-ah-oh Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh, ye-ah-oh Uh-oh, ye-ah