Zooming

Lyrics

It's Thursday and I'm zooming With everyone I've ever known Sitting at home together alone In the modern way When I realise I'm not wearing a single stitch of clothing Would you believe it, Adam and Eve it? I am naked as the day I was born Naked as the day I was born Friday in the studio with my model, Fat Anette Sitting together, facing each other, the canvas nice and wet When I realise she's not wearing a single stitch of clothing Would you believe it, Adam and Eve it? She is naked as the day she was born Naked as the day she was born Saturday, I'm having a smoke With my old friend the snake, like you do In the garden hanging out with a mate When the snake says "You're not wearing A single stitch of clothing Would you believe it, Adam and Eve it? You are naked as the day you were born! Naked as the day you were born!" Now it's Sunday and everything's gone I have lost my job Under duress, under arrest I ended up in court accused of nakedness aforethought The judge said: "That's not painting, that's body-shaming!" Would you believe it, she was naked as the day she was born Naked as the day she was born