Chatternooga

Lyrics

All aboard, woo woo! Time to shop Steamboat Bill A little bird said he forced his will Upon his gentile passengers But do not shoot the messengers We would never side with creeps Not even in our sleep Unless you forced us with a gun And even then we'd try and run When Dionysus roamed the world You couldn't say "fuck" but you could say "girl" Now it's the other way around "Girl"'s taboo but "fuck"'s allowed And teacher said we cannot play Until we're equal in every way Woo woo! We're not going to hold our breath Wе're only equal when wе're dead And more fool you if you don't use The personal pronouns we've approved We spill red wax upon your dress The world's aboard the hell express What turned out when we turned up Let's all ask the jitterbug We all shook down, we all hung up Thanks to Emperor Tomato Ketchup Blubberboat Bill went down to hell In a rowing boat Jim shacked up with Betty Bell The captain fucked Eskimo Nell Come on baby let's get down Before they lock this town All aboard, woo woo! The Chatternooga Choo-Choo Time to shop Steamboat Bill A little bird said he forced his will Upon his gentile passengers But do not shoot the messengers We would never side with creeps Not even in our sleep Unless you forced us with a gun And even then we'd try and run When Dionysus roamed the world You couldn't say "fuck" but you could say "girl" Now it's the other way around "Girl"'s taboo but "fuck"'s allowed And teacher said we cannot play Until we're equal in every way We're not going to hold our breath We're only equal when we're dead All aboard, woo woo! The Chatternooga Choo-Choo We spill red wax upon your dress The world's aboard the hell express What turned out when we turned up Let's all ask the jitterbug We all shook down, we all hung up Thanks to Emperor Tomato Ketchup Blubberboat Bill went down to hell In a rowing boat Jim shacked up with Betty Bell The captain fucked Eskimo Nell Come on baby let's get down Before they lock this town