I Was a Teenage Werewolf

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I was a teenage werewolf Braces on my fangs I was a teenage werewolf And no one even said thanks And no one made me stop I had a teen-land mind I had to blow my top And under teen full moon No one could make me stop No one could make me stop A teenage werewolf Parallel bars A teenage girlfriend Got a lot of scars Somebody please make me stop, oh please You know, I have puberty rights And I have puberty wrongs No one understood me All my teeth were so long And no one made me stop A Midwest monster Of the highest grade All my teachers thought Ooh, it was growing pain, oh, no, no Oh, somebody stop this pain, oh