Mom’s Gonna Kill Mih

Lyrics

[NELL, spoken] Okay, well, let's get you girls settled before we call your folks [MEAGAN, spoken] [?] Nell, please! If this gets back to Mom, I'm toast! [MEAGAN, spoken] I'll [?] [MEGAN, spoken] If I come home without [?] my goose is cooked! [MEGAN] I can hear her laughing like a scary clown Plotting all the ways she could hunt me down The killer's out there But Mom's just as scary [NELL, spoken] Oh, now, Megan, I'm sure she wouldn't do that! [MEAGAN] If she saw me here, she'd get so intense That she'd snap my neck and burn the evidencе And with me murdered, Zach and I can't marry [NELL, spoken] Oh, you'll bе walking down the aisle in no time, Meagan! [MEAGAN] I've gone through every outcome in my head But no matter how I slice it, I wind up dead, 'cause [MEGANs] Mom's gonna kill mih [KEESHA] Mom's gonna kill mih [MEGANs] Mom's gonna kill mih [KEESHA] Mom's gonna kill mih [MEGANs] Mom's gonna kill mih [KEESHA] Mom's gonna kill mih [MEGANs] Mom's gonna kill mih [MEGANs and KEESHA] Mom's gonna kill mih [NELL] [?] before I let your mother lay a finger on you You're just like my daughter We've all made mistakes honey, child, I've made one or two But blood is thicker than water [NELL, (MEGANs)] So you drank too much and crashed the car At least you made it out alright (Made it out alright) Who cares about your grades if you won't even eat a single bite (Eat a single ooh) And if these cuts are bruises are just clumsiness, don't cry We'll rush you straight to Doctor Whitesock for an MRI [MEAGAN] If I could have my way, you would be my mom [MEAGAN] Can I take you home, 'cause you're the bomb [MEGAN] Mom is awful Why can't you take care of me [NELL] Morning, noon, or night, honey, I don't care Just call [?] Nell and I'll be there It fills my heart with pride knowing that you love me [MEAGAN] Thanks for the pep talk [MEAGAN] And the pills [MEGAN] But if I need to get permission to get refills, then [MEGAN] Mom's gonna kill mih [MEAGAN] Mom's gonna kill mih [MEGAN] Mom's gonna kill mih [MEAGAN] Mom's gonna kill mih [MEGANs] Mom's gonna kill me When I get home When I get home I'm good as gol- dead!