Exile in Gayville

Lyrics

[USHER, spoken] Usher enters the sexual marketplace... [THOUGHTS] Looking! Into! Hung! [USHER, spoken] I'm gonna get all the dicks. I will sell this house today! [THOUGHTS] Looking! Into! Hung! [USHER, spoken] No one can stop the juggernaut. Let's go! [USHER] Inner white girl, let's have fun In this game called "Fuck-and-run" Headless horseman, clop and fart Be still, my Sleepy Hollow heart Here, I'll practice white girl you In hope that act will get me through The way I feel stuck inside my skin But also outside looking in This exile in Gayville here From Hell's Kitchen to Sayville here Then a bus, then a ferry, then an orgy on Fire Island Exile in Gayville here To Penn Station from Sayville here From the frying pan, into the fire raging in Hell's Kitchen It's time that I get burned [THOUGHTS] Looking! Into! Hung! [THOUGHT, spoken] Six-foot-two, 179 pounds, muscular, single, packing in the front and in the back, able to take care of all your anal needs. Just say hi! Woof woof [THOUGHTS] Looking! Into! Hung! [THOUGHT, spoken] Undetectable poz bottom taking loads in the toilet at Lucky Burger on 52nd Street, just steps away from Industry and Therapy, come park it right here, gents! Don't be scurred, just say hi! [THOUGHTS] Looking! Into! Hung! [THOUGHT, spoken] Laid-back, nice guy here. No agenda, no drama, just checkin' things out, maybe looking for a gym buddy, lol. Top, if it goes there. Just say hi! [USHER, spoken] Hi... Hi! [THREE THOUGHTS, spoken] Too Black Too Black Too Black Your dick too small Your dick too small Your dick too small! And when was the last time you got your bussy in formation with Beyoncé? [USHER, spoken] Not recently, Adam-for-Adam, because, as a general rule, I don't fraternize with pop-culture terrorists! (The THOUGHTS gasp) [THOUGHTS] Oh no she did not just call Beyoncé a terrorist! [USHER, spoken] Oh, yes she did! [THOUGHTS] Block! Block! Block! Block! Block! Block! Block! Block! Block! Block! Block! Blo-ock! Is that shade you throw a crutch? Bitch, you protest too damn much! Why so sour? Why so stuck? Do or don't you want to fuck? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Yes, you're ugly, yes, you're fat But somewhere, someone's into that So don't be swindled by self-doubt Just keep on sending dick pics out! [USHER] It's an Exile in Gayville (Faggot!) From Hell's Kitchen to Seville (Faggot!) Then a bus, then a ferry, then an orgy on Fire Island [THOUGHTS] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! [USHER] Exile in Gayville (Faggot!) To Penn Station from Seville (Faggot!) From the frying pan, into the fire raging in Hell's Kitchen [THOUGHTS] In Hell's Kitchen In Hell's Kitchen! [USHER] I hope you faggots burn! [THOUGHTS] Looking! Into! Hung! [USHER] Hungry to shit on your pale little faces [THOUGHTS] Too Black, too Black! [THOUGHTS] Looking! Into! Hung! [USHER] Hungry but part of me wants to trade places [THOUGHTS] Too fat, too fat! [THOUGHTS] Looking! Into! Hung! [USHER] Hungry to bury the sexual anguish [THOUGHTS] Too fat! [THOUGHTS] Looking! Into! Hung! [USHER] Hungry to chop off my penis and languish My dick too small, my dick too small Too fat and Black to live at all So why don't you just ravage me With your white, gay Dan Savagery?