Party Guy

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The Speaker of the House calls and says: "Tell Trump I'm not speaking to him anymore" Then the candidate tweets: "Ryan's a traitor (Also, Miss Universe is a whore)" A two-hour call to say: "Donald, please just make an apology" But Breitbart adds: "Just don't tick off the core constituency" Meanwhile half the Republican leadership called to say "We are shocked! Shocked and appalled!" And I just smile I'm a party guy Smile, toe the party line Smile, even when you don't know why Fox News asks me: "Is Donald Trump a good role model for the youth of today?" And I say: "You know, I think everybody's a role model in their own way" My biggest donor to The New York Times: "Reince Priebus should be fired!" You want to know how it's going? Honestly I'm tired But I just smile I'm a party guy Smile, toe the party line Don't let them see you cry On Monday night my finance guy told The Washington Post: "The RNC is sinking fast and it's our own fault" On Tuesday my director of communications said He wasn't sure if grabbing genitals was sexual assault The Wall Street Journal says: "Republicans in an all-out war" And late at night I ask myself What were we even fighting for? Smile, you're a party guy Smile, you can't say that I didn't try Smile, I don't need your flipping thanks Just don't blame me when your country tanks You take whatever victories you can get So I'm not pouring Baileys in my cereal yet Smile, whatever will be will be I'll still have the party Reince and the party The party and me