Where Did We Go Right?

Lyrics
[MAX, spoken] Look at these reviews! "A satiric masterpiece." [LEO, spoken] No way out [MAX, spoken] "A surprise smash!" [LEO, spoken] No way out [MAX, spoken] "It was shocking, outrageous, insulting...and I loved every minute of it!" [LEO, spoken] No way out [MAX, spoken] How could this happen? (sung) The show was lousy and long We did everything wrong Where did we go right? [LEO, spoken] "Christmas came early to Broadway this year - and guess who they stuffed in our stocking? Adolf Hitler!" [MAX] It was so crass and so crude Even Goebbels would've booed Where did we go right? [LEO, spoken] "Last night a star was born on Broadway - the lovely Miss Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden-Svanson. We predict that her name will soon be up in lights. If they can find enough bulbs." [BOTH] We searched Broadway on and off For singers with a cough We had tryouts and auditions by the score And to trip the light fantastic We picked dancers who were spastic If anyone jetéd, we jetéd them out the door! [MAX] They shouted hooray For that sausage on display Where did we go right? [LEO] Our leading man was so gay He nearly flew away Where did we go right? [MAX] A show so easy to despise... [LEO] Now it's up for the Pulitzer Prize! [BOTH] Oh, where, oh, where, tell us where did we go right? [MAX, spoken] "The best new music of the decade! Max Bialystock is a theatrical genius!" Now they like me! (sung) Oh, we knew we couldn't lose [BOTH] Half the audience were Jews! [LEO] It's the end of our careers! [MAX] It'll run for twenty years! [BOTH] Tell us where did we go right?!
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Credits
- Writers
- Mel Brooks