Transylvania Mania

Lyrics

*Monster roars among general hubbub* [FREDERICK(spoken)] The monster is awake! Igor, we have to come up with some sort of diversion and fast! *Monster roars* [IGOR (sung)] *vocalizes* Forget about the foxtrot Throw away the waltz Take away the two-step And all that other shmaltz *Monster roars* Are you ready for What's been going on? *Monster roars* It's a doozy, makes you woozy It's the new phenomenon Have you heard about the mania If not, then let me explain t'ya Yes sir It's the Transylvania Mania Whether you're in Ruritania Or a dance hall in Albania Yes sir It's the Transylvania Mania Everybody who's been viewing it can't resist it's appeal Everybody's out there doing it, millionaire and schlemiel So join the fun, lets all be zany-a Even Liths in Lithuania love it, it's the latest rage Lose the blues and don't complain-ia Hit the dance floor feel no pain-ia Love it! Do the Transylvania Mania [FREDERICK] Just accept it don't refrain-ia [INGA] Don't resist it's all in vain-ia [IGOR] Come on kids lets raise some cain-ia [ALL THREE] Yes sir Yes sir It's the latest craze [MONSTER} Ah ah.... {COMPANY] Ah ah... [MONSTER} Ah ah ah.... {COMPANY] Ah ah ah [FREDERICK] It's the cherry pie without the pits [INGA] It's the weekend spent in Biarritz [IGOR] It's all the rage with the French and Brits [ALL] The Transylvania Mania [FREDERICK] It it's the newest whip from Algonquin Wits [INGA] It's the winning horse that never quits [IGOR] It's the paprikash with an ice cold schlitz [ALL] The Transylvania Mania Do the Transylvania Mania It's Southern-fried with a side of grits It's Gentiles, Jews and Jesuits [INGA/IGOR] It's a etude played by Horowitz [FREDERICK] It's Irving Berlin's "Puttin' on the Ritz"! Dance break [ALL] Have you heard about the mania If not, then let me explain t'ya Yes sir It's the Transylvania Mania Whether you're in Ruritania Or a dance hall in Albania Yes sir It's the Transylvania Mania Rich and poor are all soft-shoeing it in hotels or huts Even dogs are also doing it, pedigrees and mutts All the devils in Tasmania shake their tails and go insane-ia Love it, it's the latest rage Grab a steamship or a plane-ia To the heart of old Romania Love it Yeah you're gonna love it Do the Transylvania Mania