Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend (First Encore)

Lyrics

[LORELEI] I've heard of affairs That are strictly platonic But diamonds are a girl's best friend And I think affairs That you must keep masonic Are the better bets If little pets get big baguettes Time rolls on and youth is gone And you can't straighten up When you bend But stiff back or stiff knees You stand straight at Tiff-ney's Diamonds are a girl's best friend At Yale there's a lad Whose appeal I acknowledge But diamonds are a girl's best friend I might like his dad But when I meet a college boy The thing I say Is Ray, Ray, Ray For Cartier Some girls find Some peace of mind In a trust fund that banks recommend But if you are busty Your trustee gets lusty Diamonds are a girl's best friend