Hit Me

Lyrics

[MADELINE] Oh, that felt good [ERNEST, spoken] Oh my God [MADELINE] That felt really, really good That was like therapy Honestly, what a release [ERNEST, spoken] That was brutal You just committed murder in cold blood [MADELINE, spoken] You know, you're really ruining my high [ERNEST, spoken] Your—what is the matter with you? You are going to get life in prison And that is not good for someone in your condition [MADELINE, spoken] Except you can't go to prison without a dead body, and we do not have a dead body [HELEN] That was rude That was pretty fuckin' rude Just look at me, I've been shot [ERNEST] She's alive [MADELINE] And yet she's not [HELEN] So rude [MADELINE] Screw you [HELEN] I need a doctor [MADELINE] Oh, do you? You're a walking lie And I can see right through you [HELEN] Come here [MADELINE] Come here [HELEN] I wanna wipe that perfect smile off your face [MADELINE] Come, give this a taste [MADELINE & HELEN] Come here You little rat I'm gonna break you Tear you to pieces [HELEN, spoken] Stop teasing, bitch, just hit me [ERNEST, spoken] Wait, wait, wait We're not focusing on the big picture here Why is no one dying? [MADELINE, spoken] It has to be the potion [HELEN] Oh, you think? [ERNEST, spoken] What potion? [HELEN] You think it was the spooky magic drink? [MADELINE] I wish you were dead [HELEN] Don't lose your head [MADELINE] Oh, shut your hole I should've known you took it, too [HELEN] I took it years before you [ERNEST, spoken] Wait a minute, let me try and understand this— [MADELINE & HELEN] Shut up, Ernest, the women are talking We've got this shit under control [HELEN] Come here [MADELINE] Come here [MADELINE & HELEN] I'm gonna have you bagged and dropped in a ditch [HELEN] En garde, bitch [MADELINE & HELEN] Come here I'm gonna injure you severely Dearly departed [ERNEST, spoken] Stop [MADELINE & HELEN] We're just getting started [MADELINE, spoken] This is pointless, we can't even inflict pain on each other [HELEN] Pain? You wanna talk pain? You wanna talk Bobby, Kevin, Ernest And all my other loves you shoved down the drain? [MADELINE] Oh, please don't act like you're the victim here Admit you've called me trash behind my back My whole career [MADELINE & HELEN] You wanted my life So you destroyed it Admit you enjoyed it [ERNEST] Stop [MADELINE & HELEN] Ow, yeah Hit me Ow, yeah Hit me like you mean it Do what you will, you still can't kill me [HELEN, spoken] Slut [MADELINE, spoken] Whore [MADELINE & HELEN, spoken] God, that felt good