Lyrics

[Verse 1] If I could save some time in a capsule I would save some for Nintendo If I could save a little more time in a capsule I would save some for the day-one update If I could put a little more time in a little capsule I would get a little bit faster internet If I could just put a little more time in a little capsule I'd probably... go back to... playin' games used [Chorus] But there never seems to be enough time To play the game after you do the big update, oh Well there never seems to be a way To put the update on the console before you buy it, ooh [Verse 2] If I could save time in a little capsule... [Outro: Rocco (Satoru Iwata), spoken] *Lightning strike* Hurry back, hurry back, heh heh Be sure to bring your Toys R Us receipt If you want to return your Wii U Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hahahahahaha huh huh huh huh huh Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah Hah hah haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha