Lyrics

[HORATIO, sung] Hello, everybody, my name's Horatio I will be directing you in this fantastic show Okay let's see what we've got here to work with tonight Hey ladies over there, I don't want to see catfights Before we all get stated there's something you all should know This girl right here's too ugly, she simply has to go I only want pretty people dancing on my stage This will be the best play ever, it will be the rage Okay now, vocal warmups from the club known as glee Shut your faces up and repeat after me Piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy LION Piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy LION Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood Upon these slitted sheets I sit Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood Upon these slitted sheets I shit! (spoken) Alright, oh boy Who's working the concessions stands, everybody? No one? Well we've gotta get somebody on that! How about you? Well, not you, you'd probably eat everything What about y- oh, god, you'd make people lose their appetite, you're so ugly Oh, you're kinda cute, well, eh, why don't we forget the concession stands right now, let's go, have you heard of the director's COUCH? You wanna pay a visit to it?