Average Cowboy

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm an Average Cowboy On the street I ride a horse with shoes I don't use my feet We go to the bar And we drink booze And if you wanna play cards You're gonna lose Abraham Lincoln Just got shot So watch out mom 'Cause we got a lot Of trouble now 'Cause it's the west And if you wanna mess with me You're messing with the best We'll go and have a... We'll go and have a duel In the middle of the street And I'll shoot you You're so dead meat It's so fun To shoot the guys Who look at you With the cocky eyes We'll go and have a... [Chorus] Average Cowboy Average Cowboy [Verse 2] History lesson It's the steam age Highjackin' trains Is all the rage Cowboys are where it's at They'll **** you up Takin' bullets in the head But I'm not dead