IWF

Lyrics

[Verse 1: MC Frontalot] Yo I'm a neckbeard when I don't shave my neck And you might even catch me vaping in fedoras. Next You females expect me to let you on my internets Look at me, I'm chivalrous. Step up, lose your innocence Get abused into bitterness and log off Think I'm getting piggy? Well, you're swilling from the wrong trough Think I've gone soft? My masculinity towers! I can sit and type shit like this for hours Without a hint of introspection or fatigue You can make a sandwich for me, otherwise breed And incubate my seed. These are your two mainstays Suck it up, you're internetting while having vajayjays [Interlude: MC Frontalot] (And that was your decision To show up with those) [Chorus: MC Frontalot, Starr Busby] Why are you internetting while you're female Why are you on the line at all Boy, you'd better get yourself together It ain't 2007, your back is up against the wall [Verse 2: Miss Eaves, MC Frontalot] Oh shit, tripped over a dick pic As I'm skipping through the triple dubs Every dude wanna show his little nub And call me fat and ugly? What the fuck? Um? I'm just trying to live A femme with opinions: they're threatened So they threaten these mediocre men They're in my biz, always trolling And I'm stuck in a spiderweb 'Cause I dared to crawl through the internet Show us your tits! I'm not impressed And I got a bit I want off my chest And yes, I don't exist For your erection 'cause all of you's a dick Drunk on male tears, don't fuck with me Throwing bows, fucking up the patriarchy [Chorus: MC Frontalot, Starr Busby] Why are you internetting while you're female Why are you on the line at all Boy, you're always creeping in my comments Uninvited, anonymous, gonna get you uninstalled [Verse 3: Lex the Lexicon Artist] Once upon a time in 2009 I opened up Premiere Pro, took a couple of lines From the Scout in TF2 and matched them up to a beat I go to sleep and wake up to a thousand subscribers? Sweet From there it only escalated and I amassed A vast army of edgelords as fans of my craft And they all thought I was a man 'Cause there's no women on the internet A classic adage started for laughs that led to ignorance I made more tracks for mic spammers to use In YouTube Poops that hit a few million views But when I chose to show my true colors, I knew I would lose Some fans turned their backs upon me in a whirlwind of sexist abuse Yet all those videos remain on the tubes And I have superfans who badger me to make something new Maybe I'll do it for the cool people. Maybe. Perhaps But if you want some more Enigma, maybe you could listen to me rap [Chorus: MC Frontalot, Starr Busby] Why are you internetting while you're female Why are you on the line at all Boy, you'd better get yourself together It ain't 2007, your back is up against the wall [Verse 4: E-Turn] Hey Chad, your ignorance is blatant You got a complex and you can't seem to face it Instead of trolling on my posts, you should retrace it man Get off Facebook, go to bed, yo here's a blanket Statement, opinion, and a fact check from Snopes Acting like you're educated on the matter, but nope See you jumping on a thread and steady watching you choke Post some politics, you tell me to get back on the boat Yo, I cringe knowing they allowed you to vote Demeanor grosser than the scum in between your toes He-man woman-hater, and your favorite word is "woke" Selfie mirror flexing in the cloud of vape smoke Quoting Joe Rogan, posting how you're hashtag-blessed The next day online talking trash about your ex Getting in your feelings 'cause she denied your request Blahblahblah bro, bro, bro you're a mess [Verse 5: MC Frontalot] Well, actually! Not all of us act as you say Be exact! You're sounding irrational. Facts are the way Ladies, thanks for sharing all your memoirs And all your little femme scars that would've been far Likelier ignored if endured by men online Simply be us, you'll have an easier time Or log off! Why are you here? I won't fall for you I get to be worse than any of you, if not all of you [Chorus: MC Frontalot, Starr Busby] Why are you internetting while you're female Why are you on the line at all Boy, you're always creeping in my comments Uninvited, anonymous, gonna get you uninstalled Why are you internetting while you're female Why are you on the line at all Boy, you'd better get yourself together It ain't 2007, your back is up against the wall