Lyrics

[Intro] Well gather 'round cats and I'll tell you a story of how to become an 'All American' boy Get your guitar and put it in tune and you'll be rockin' and rollin' soon Makin' hot lips and showin' off an' all that jazz [Verse] Well, I bought me a guitar about a year ago, heard her playin' there so All around town it was well understood I was knockin' on my block, Johnny B. Goode Makin' hot lips and showin' off [Verse] Well, I practiced all day and into the night my papa's hair was turnin' white 'Cause he didn't like my rock an' roll, he said, "You can stay, son, but that's gotta go" Oh-aw, he's a square, he just didn't dig me all [Verse] Well, I'm rockin' and rollin' and gettin' the breaks and the girl's all said I had what it takes When up steps a man with a big cigar he says, "Come here, kid, I'm gonna make you a star" Put ya on 'Bandstand' and buy you a Cadillac Sign here kid! [Verse] So I signed my name and became a star Had a ball with my guitar, drivin' a big long Cadillac an' Fightin' the girls off my back [Verse] Ah, they kept comin' and screamin', they liked it Well, I keep my guitar and a great big grin and the money just keeps on pourin' in And one day my Uncle Sam he says a, "Here I am" [Outro] Uncle Sam needs ya boy I'm, er, gonna cut your L Take this rock, kid Gimme that guitar Yeah