I’ll Always Be On Top

Lyrics

(Song) [CRAIG] I got a mansion in the Hamptons, I got a bungalow upstate I got a penthouse just for fuckin' and another where I masturbate The money just keeps rollin' in, the good times never stop There's never been a man like me, and I'll always be on top [TREVOR] My cock is fuckin' massive, it always leaves the ladies sore It's seven inches long, curves to the left, then it goes ten inches more I got girls and cash, cars and booze, I'm the cream of the fuckin' crop There's never been a man like me, and I'll always be on top [BOTH] I'm the best So fucking blessed [CRAIG] Sexy, smart, it's just not fair [TREVOR] I slay pussy everywhere [BOTH] I get what I want, and what I've got I flaunt And though some people find it strange No one's gonna make me change (Spoken) [CRAIG] Craig Tittle! [TREVOR] Trevor Brock! Take it you're from the uptown branch? [CRAIG] My reputation precedes me! [TREVOR] Nope! Never heard of you [CRAIG] Actually, I'm the one who's never heard of you, so... [TREVOR] Well, you shoulda heard of me, 'cause I'm the number 1 salesman this company's got [CRAIG] Hate to break it to you, buddy, but last time I checked, I was number 1. Craig Tittle's always on top [TREVOR] You might be on top of a sex offender's registry, but I've always been the best salesman [CRAIG] Fuck you, pal! I've had a record month! While you were in bed milking your morning wood, I've been pounding the pavement making sales! [TREVOR] You think I can't make sales and jerk off at the same time? You got another thing coming, because (Song) [BOTH] I always get the things I want, there's no way I can flop There's never been a man like me, and I'll always be I'll always be I'll always be on top [OFFICE WORKERS] Craig Tittle's fucking awesome, Trevor Brock is off the chart They talk a lot about their dicks and they sell fucking Vroomba parts [BOTH] You won't ever take me down, I'll work until I drop There's never been a man like me, and I'll always be on top [CRAIG] Fifteen thousand gears! [GLORIA] Money money money money money money money [TREVOR] Twenty thousand wheels! [GLORIA] Money money money money money money money [CRAIG] Thirty thousand gears! [TREVOR] Forty thousand wheels! [GLORIA] I love fuckin' money! [OFFICE WORKERS] Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? [BOTH] One hundred thousand teeny tiny brushes! (Dance break) [BOTH] Look around, it's plain to see There's never been a man like me 'Cause I'm the fucking top!