No One Understands

Lyrics

(Spoken Intro) [TREVOR] Dammit, we look alike! [CRAIG] We do not! You have long hair like a girl! [TREVOR] You have short hair like a lesbian girl! This haircut is classic Trevor! Fuck you! [CRAIG] No, fuck you! You don't get me! [TREVOR] You don't get me, either! No one does! (Song) [CRAIG] I'm in this struggle all alone I don't know what to do [TREVOR] I wish that there was someone who knew What I am going through [CRAIG] This feeling that I'm feeling It feels so very bad [TREVOR] It's almost like my life's a lie And actually I'm sad [BOTH] No one understands what I've been through No one knows what it's like to be A man with my specific life saying these specific words The only one who undеrstands is me (Spoken) [TREVOR] Say, is this your family? [CRAIG] What? No! But I definitеly have a real family. and they're rich and smart and kind and real [TREVOR] Oh, me too! I got a birth mommy and a birth daddy the same as everybody else (Song) Growing up with just a mom, it left a gaping hole [CRAIG] My single dad, he did his best, but life, she took her toll [TREVOR] With Pops, I could have fished for fish. A fastball we'd perfect [CRAIG] With Mom, I could have learned to bake or show women respect [BOTH] No one understands what I've been through No one knows what it's like to be A man with my specific life saying these specific words The only one who understands is me [CRAIG] If you think I've had it easy, then you're wrong [TREVOR] The road's been fuckin' hard and fuckin' long [BOTH] Everything I ever got, I got all on my own I rose up from the ashes of my single-parent home 'Cause I've always been a fighter since the day that I was born On January 3rd, 1986 at 5:06/5:07 A.M (Spoken) [CRAIG] Wait, what the fuck, dude? [TREVOR] Yeah, there are a lot of similarities happening here [CRAIG] What is that? [TREVOR] This? Oh, the only thing I have from the dad I never knew is [BOTH] Half of a locket! [CRAIG] This is the only thing I have from my mom. I've never understood mine, it just says "OUR BO". I think it must be an ancient indigenous saying [TREVOR] Mine only says "TOYS." [CRAIG] Huh, but what if? [BOTH] OUR TWO BOYS! [TREVOR] Oh my God! Does this mean [CRAIG] I'm sorry, you thought that said "TOYS"? [TREVOR] Yeah, T-W-O-Y-S, toys! [CRAIG] No, there's not a "W" in "toys." [TREVOR] Dammit all the fuck, Craig. Who cares about letters right now? You only have a dad, I only have a mom. We're born on the same day almost down to the minute. We must be brothers! Not just brothers, twins! [CRAIG] Wow, we're twins! [BOTH] We're fucking identical twins! (Song) [BOTH] No one understands what I've been through No one knows what it's like to be [TREVOR] A man who thought he was alone [CRAIG] But then found out he had a twin [TREVOR] Who works at the same fucking job [BOTH] What a big coincidence The only one who understands is we Is we