The Ballad Of Dick Steel

Lyrics

How many people could say they smoked with Willy Nelson? A fuck load, but so can Dick Steel How many people could name a whole bunch of Pokémon? A shit load, but so can Dick Steel He probably sleeps with a stuffed Snorlax Upon his bed He usually has that knitted cap On top of his head How many people could say they pissed off Lou Ferrigno? Probably a lot, but so can Dick Steel But how many people could say they pissed off William Shatner? Here's a hint, his name is Dick Steel He told me with confidence that he loves everyone If you've had a bad day, Dick Steel gives real good hugs (Come on!) He runs karaoke He loves his mom If you need a voice actor He's the man for the job Well, you can call him Dick Or you can call him Josh But it's more fun to call him Dick Let's chant his name here in this song Lets go! DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK The answer to your question is Dick Steel Cause this has been "The Ballad Of Dick Steel" But, it's really more "The Anthem Of Dick Steel" So, lets chance his name again, everybody come on, one more time! DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK...